The H-G Men will be setting the Indy Hackers Holiday Social on fire December 16th, starting at 6:30. Don’t be late, or you’ll miss the opportunity to experience an H-G-supplied eargasm. Also, holiday songs. You can get your ticket (FREE) by visiting http://indyhackersholidaysocial.eventbrite.com/.

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Even while the sun is still visible in the west, the bass player is jumping on top of amps. No, I am not drunk in this picture.

Before completely rocking the masks off of trick-or-treating children, we lull everyone to docility with the gentle tones of The Doc’s harmonica.

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Here’s a clip of our cover of Red House from Doc’s Car Party. Wait. You might want to go get a cool wash cloth to hold over your face. I would feel really bad if your face melted off while watching this clip.

By the way, we totally did play our annual Halloween show. I got so stoked about it that I had a stoked-stroke, preventing me from making any updates. It was weird. Pictures, and perhaps video, will be posted as we can.

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Saturday, September 17th, we will be rocking a Kokomo neighborhood alongside rows of exotic cars. That’s right, it’s the end of summer, so it’s time for The Doc’s Car Party. We end every summer this way — food, friends, cars, and overdriven guitar tones atop a diamond-tough rhythm section that grabs your ear, pulls it close, and pins the thing in place until the last note fades into the coming autumn.

This year, we’ve added a few acoustic songs, proving we not only are capable of completely blowing your mind right out the side of your meaty skull, but we can caress both your ear’s sensitive hammer & anvil and your delicate feminine side. You know, the side of you that likes to wear lace and sip hot tea with a touch of lemon and a spoonful of honey. Yeah, we’ve got your spoonful.

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We will be wrapping up this year’s Woofstock festivities once again! Last year, we played to a crowd that was fried to such a crisp by the late June Sun’s angry rays, they were all but immune to our searing licks and smoldering minor thirds. This year, we will playing at a (potentially) slightly cooler period of the season, at a venue that offers more grass than pavement. To further accentuate the dichotomy, we’ve worked up a full 45 minute set of New Age ambient music using djembes, didgeridoos, wind chimes, and tiny bird calls*.

Come out to Carmel’s Dog Day Afternoon on Sunday, September 11th, and enjoy good music with your dogs. Literally. I mean, bring your pets.

* That is all a lie. We’re going to play the blues like we always do. I still wish I had a didgeridoo.

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On August 28th, we played the Fishers Community Car Show, a searingly hot show in temperature due as much to the sun as to our rocking the parking lot. Check out our videos on YouTube, including my favorite, Dave and Matt performing Magic Rooster Blues:

We’ve also some recordings of a few songs up on our MySpace page. Check ‘em out!

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Summer is coming to a close, and though most people associate this event with Labor Day, the H-G men associate the end of summer with The Doc’s Car Party. Despite the loud music and fast cars, the party is always a relaxing, laid-back event. It’s as sweet as the dessert that inevitably follows the party’s big dinner, with just a hint of bitterness as the thought of cold weather dances in the shadows to The H-G’s fuzzy pentatonics.

This year, we’ll be rocking The Doc’s quiet little neighborhood on September 25th. That marks the official end of summer. Labor Day is for schmucks.

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